A different arrangement

Those with my kind of 'appearance' aka 'unorthodox facial and cranium hair arrangement' aka 'metalheads' are often attacked with 'the' question: "how did you grow your hair/beard that long?" I usually am dumbstrucked with that one... So what is it that u want to know?!

Well... Its actually quite simple... you can do it too...

Here is how to grow your hair / a beard (ladies please don't try this at home) :

On day 1, do nothing. On day 2, do nothing again. On day 3, do nothing twice. On day 4 verify that the nothing is still being done. then repeat the cycle till someone poses that question mentioned above to you.

Now for the other distressing question that we face: "Why?! did you... blah blah"

I have been told I'm quite irritating at times and/or after a relation of a few *awesome* jokes told from the *awesome* sense of humor that I posses, people have felt the need to rearrange my face. Unfortunately (for them) there is no legal way to do that. And since I'm such a kind and generous individual, I thought of doing this to myself. And today after a few (actually quite a lot) cycles of the procedure, my face is definitely rearranged.

Sadistic Rhymes

Just for Fun... njoi :)

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Mary had a little lamb,
Fleece as black as coal
And when you fall asleep tonight,
The world will steal your soul

Rock ‘a’ by baby on the treetops
When the wind blows, your life suddenly stops
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall
And dead will be baby, smile and all

Twinkle, Twinkle little star
The sky is black, the moon to far
Roses are red until they die
Oh, soon enough like you and I

So hush little baby, it will be alright
That is, if you survive the night